An atheist blog recently listed the best atheist-positive anecdotes that have been seen either on a bumper sticker or a t-shirt. Of course, they are accurate as well as hilarious. Which ones are your favorites?

Top 40 Atheist T-Shirt and Bumper Sticker Aphorisms

1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
5. There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings
6. “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ ~ God
7. God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
9. He’s Dead.
   It’s Been 2,000 years.
   He’s Not Coming Back.
   Get OVER It Already!
10. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. ~ Edgar Allen Poe
11. Viva La Evolución!
12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
13. I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
15. People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs
16. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
17. What Schools Need Is a Moment of Science.
18. God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
19. When the Rapture Comes, We’ll Get Our Country Back!
20. You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing
21. Science: It Works, Bitches.
22. “Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
23. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
24. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
25. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
26. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
27. I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
28. Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.
29. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
30. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
31. If we were made in his image, when why aren’t humans invisible too?
32. JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself
33. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?
34. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
    A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
35. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
36. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
37. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
38. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
39. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
40. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
    Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. ~ Frank Sinatra