Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the original Grinch himself. One of these days there has to be a Christmas when my life isn’t a wreckage of miserable disappointment. I mean, it’s a statistical certainty, right?

Oh well, let’s pump out some monster Charlotte Church caroling and forget our worries:

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