Lately the Miami Dolphins have been adding several minority owners to the franchise, including Gloria Estefan, Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, along with Jimmy Buffet. But the best has to be the gorgeous Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, who also produced the following video which ran on the Jumbotron at home games this year:
This entry can be a real gold mine and I’m sure I’ll add more as comments come in or others come to mind, but these are the best movie monologues that you have to hear to believe. Needless to say, this post is full of NSFW language.
Alec Baldwin has a God Complex, and it is awesome:
Christian Bale in American Psycho starts to fall apart over business card envy:
Samuel L. Jackson shows in Pulp Fiction why he is the scariest man alive:
In this motivational speech from Full Metal Jacket, our favorite drill sergeant makes the list:
Speaking of the military, can you handle the truth? Jack Nicholson doesn’t think so:
Aragorn’s speech at the Black Gates stands as one of Hollywood’s all-time great calls to war:
Ben Affleck owns the introductory sales pitch in Boiler Room:
Many thought the Affleck scene in Boiler Room was in fact an homage to an earlier classic from the film Glengarry Glen Ross, once again featuring the great Alec Baldwin:
Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko stands in the movie monologue Hall of Fame for his scene from Wall Street:
And finally, here’s what it’s all about – 40 inspirational speeches in 2 minutes:
The new Star Trek MMO is now going into Beta and I applied to join. I’m not sure why I’m so pumped to sign up, it’s not like I have any free time anymore for gaming. I don’t even play EVE Online much at all, any more.
But it looks pretty good and is due out in the first quarter of 2010, so who knows? Maybe I’ll have my life back together by then. In the meantime, check out the trailer they’ve put together.
Woot, it’s a grubby day outside but we are smiling in the light of some sweet, sunny wisdom from our own Pat Condell. He hasn’t posted a new vid in a awhile, but believe me this one was worth the wait.
If you’ve never watched any other video I’ve ever posted, I dare you to watch just this one and see how good this fellow really is.
Being angry all the time is tiresome. But, until things get better….
Another hit from a cute, fun British girl-pop band (is there any other kind?).
The great Pat Condell is back and I’m wasting no time in featuring his latest video on my blog. Check out what Pat has to say about the latest shift in the political spectrum regarding the West’s fight against this growing tide of medieval darkness.
The real phobia lies with Islam itself (and all religions) and their pathological fear of Reason – which they know can evaporate all their delusions in an instant. Because Reason to religion is like sunlight to a vampire.
Longtime visitors to this site may recall a previous video from Pat Condell which I happily featured some time back. I said then that I’d very much like to feature more of this witty and insightful man’s work here at Merch.
Well, today we enjoy his brief video treatise on Islam and the idea that somehow people of the West are ‘phobic’ towards this noxious belief system. As always, Mr Condell provides and erudite and articulate repudiation:
Found this earlier today and was laughing so hard my sides ached. Even if you don’t normally watch Mixed Martial Arts fights, this is great fun!
Check out Cracked Magazine’s top Holy Crap moments from past MMA battles:
The Top 8 ‘Oh @$%&!’ Moments from Mixed Martial Arts
