My laptop’s been hosed since I last posted and I haven’t been able to get it all the way back yet. But I did want to take a moment and feature Rotten Tomatoes’ recent compilation of the most famous movie cars.

I don’t agree with some of the list, of course. There are cars among their honorable mentions which should have made the list and others that did which should have been higher. Still, it’s pretty fun to go back and see not only your favorites again, but also some great four-wheeled characters you may have forgotten.

Total Recall: 50 Most Memorable Movie Cars

Psychologists know you have to be careful when you go poking around the human mind because you’re never sure what you’ll find there. A number of psychological experiments over the years have yielded terrifying conclusions about the subjects.

Oh, we’re not talking about the occasional psychopath who turns up. No, we’re talking about you. The experiments speak for themselves:

CLICK HERE 

from Cracked

It’s been quite a loooong while since I posted a journal on what’s been happening in my personal life. One possible explanation for that is the whole me-not-having-anything-going-on-in-my-personal-life thing. I’ve been in a holding pattern for over a year now and it’s been fairly depressing to reflect on that fact in this blog.

I never understood how people make seemingly uneventful entries in their blogs on a regular basis. I always feel some need to entertain you guys. I’m not sure why. What have you guys ever done for me? I mean, really, how selfish can you people be?

Ah, well. In any event, I do have one cool thing to share with you. I’ve always been interested in trading commodities - even took a class many years ago. But I always felt that I needed a certain amount of capital to do it. Regrettably, even when I did have the capital, I always ended up using it for other things like crack and whores.

But now I’m really going to jump in. I’m taking two introductory courses and trying out the trial software for Track ‘n Trade Pro. I’ll paper trade for a bit and let you guys know how I’m doing with ‘virtual money’ - before I ever start trading the real thing.

Hey, there’s something you could do: Send me money and I’ll make us both rich. Deal? Awesome.

It has been nearly a month since my last post. I have often found myself distracted, and sometimes feeling as if there’s nothing worth posting. Sadly, tonight I found a purpose. Another anniversary will pass in the next few minutes as I make this message public. It was one week ago today that our beloved family friend of so many years passed. Our dog Molly had been with us for 13 years. She grew up as my little sister grew up. During that time, she became one of our own.

After spending the last year ailing with creeping senility and other physical ailments, seven days ago tonight she succumbed. In fact, seven days ago at the moment I intend to post this message (1:18 am), Molly suffered a series of terrible strokes. Her body was wracked with seizures and her eyes with fear, as we struggled as a family to gather around and comfort her. We could only watch in helplessness as she faded away.

It has been many years since I have felt any degree of great emotional pain. I have often remarked on myself having become so emotionally detached that I feared nothing would ever affect me again. In fact, all my life I have been spared the terrible pain of losing anyone very very close to me.

I cannot — and would not — pretend that this treasured friend was anything more than a pet — an animal who grew close to our hearts. Yet somehow, after all this, it seems that that is enough.

Rest in peace, dear pup.

Here’s a pleasant diversion for your weekend. Take a simple 3 minute test to determine which type of American English you speak.

Click Here to take the test. Feel free to comment below your results.

My Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English

0% Upper Midwestern

Which makes sense. I’ve never lived in the Midwest and grew up for part of my childhood in Texas, but have lived in Pennsylvania most of my life (sadly).

The Vampire Name Generator is designed to be used for gothic role playing games like White Wolf’s Vampire: The Requiem, and Vampire: The Masquerade, and also the Buffy the Vampire Slayer RPG. I put Yours Truly into the machine and got back…

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Uriel Deshoulières

Known in some parts of the world as:
Attila of The Steely Moon

The Great Archives Record:
A child of the Moon Goddess - Cold, determined, but of the light in the night.

So from now on I will only answer to the name Uriel or Attila.

But then, I’ve pretty much always answered to Attila.

So I have been pretty busy lately, what with getting into the car business and playing EVE like some kind of lunatic. Been having a blast and I hope my finances are finally taking a turn for the better.

I’ve also been working on the redesign for this site and am still not sure I’m happy with the look. I also want to get the advertising going again, so there will be more changes to come.

In the meantime, Conan has an answer for you:

I saw this remarkable video about a month ago and have been trying to get a good quality copy uploaded here to Merchantprince. An inventor from Erie, PA has stumbled onto something which lead to extraordinary scientific breakthroughs.

John Kanzius has found a way to burn salt water with the same radio wave machine he is using to kill cancer cells.

Kanzius was testing his external radio-wave generator to see if it could desalinate salt water, and the water ignited. A university chemist determined that the process is generating hydrogen, which can be burned as fuel.

Here is a local news story on the saltwater fuel demonstration. Unfortunately, this was the best copy I could come up with. There is some off-synching with the voices, but it’s worth watching:

Now, recent updates have made this story even more incredible. It seems that preliminary testing on Kanzius’ process has begin curing cancer in laboratory rats. From Wikipedia:

Kanzius treatment kills cancer cells in rabbits - John Kanzius, sorely weakened by leukemia treatments, drew on his lifetime of working with radio waves to devise a machine that targets cancer cells. The miracle: It works. (LA Times; Nov. 2, 2007)

Sending his cancer a signal - Hard evidence that researchers using John Kanzius’ radio-wave generator are successfully killing cancer cells has been published by the American Cancer Society. (Go Erie; October 31. 2007)

How amazing would it be if this could be a reality?

Read this on FOX News about a week ago and really thought it hit all the nails on their respective heads, regarding the recent attempts by the Federal government to ban online gambling. Regardless of your opinion on the subject (or even if you don’t know the details of the story at all), this is a good read.

There are likely many people whose reaction to all of this is “so what?” It’s tough to get too worked up over a ban on something as seemingly niche and targeted as a ban on Internet gambling. Who other than Internet gamblers should care?

Part of the problem is the mentality that comes with this kind of legislation. The gambling ban seems to have been supported by two similar approaches to governance that, although they come from opposite sides of the political spectrum, are generally quite similar.

From the right, many feel that if they’re personally morally opposed to a particular consensual activity, it ought to be banned for everyone. From the left, it’s the mentality that because some people can’t engage in a particular activity responsibly and without harming themselves, that activity ought to be banned for everyone. One is moral paternalism. The other is Nanny State paternalism. But the result is the same. The government makes your decisions for you.

For the full article, Click Here.

An atheist blog recently listed the best atheist-positive anecdotes that have been seen either on a bumper sticker or a t-shirt. Of course, they are accurate as well as hilarious. Which ones are your favorites?

Top 40 Atheist T-Shirt and Bumper Sticker Aphorisms

1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
5. There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings
6. “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ ~ God
7. God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
9. He’s Dead.
   It’s Been 2,000 years.
   He’s Not Coming Back.
   Get OVER It Already!
10. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. ~ Edgar Allen Poe
11. Viva La Evolución!
12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
13. I Wouldn’t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
15. People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs
16. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
17. What Schools Need Is a Moment of Science.
18. God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
19. When the Rapture Comes, We’ll Get Our Country Back!
20. You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing
21. Science: It Works, Bitches.
22. “Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
23. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
24. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
25. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
26. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
27. I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
28. Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.
29. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
30. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
31. If we were made in his image, when why aren’t humans invisible too?
32. JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself
33. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?
34. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
    A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
35. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
36. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
37. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
38. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
39. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
40. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
    Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. ~ Frank Sinatra